What the F*ck??!!

Hey Kwn2!! I Have a story to tell.. B4 i start the CERITA, i would lyke to apologize 4 those PPL who cant UNDERSTAND my interesting story...

So letS BEGIN.

Last year me and my family going to johor bahru 4 a holiday trip. But when i reached the woodlands checkpoint, OHH DAMN IT!! I 4got to bring my passport along wif me.. Sunddenly theres a "TIKUS" i mean Rats.. coming towards me and u knoe wat happen?? the Washing machine breakdown!! Arghh!!! i'm so pissed Off!! then i try to repair it myself but the 8 ball juz got in and i win the fuckin Game!! So i walk to my room to get the bANANA..When i'm eating n chewing my teeth hurts alot until i throw and roll the ball and its STRIKE!! And i win the sickest GAME again. So i cycle along my corridor until my Aunt Shouted at me, "Ayie!!!! Go to bed!!" and u knoe wat?? i didnt zip up my pants.. The Bikini girls looking at me and they turn me On!! Wow!! Thats my Day.. i try to jump in the pool but the lifeguard beep at me with his whistle.. and i say wooww i saw PARIS HILTON!!! I run towards her and ask her to sign her signature on my chest.. Woohooo!!! I was so freakin happy.. Then she walk away and order 2 chesse burger.. and finally i get to eat.. I was so fuckin hungry!!Tnx to the old women who save me from the big tiger that almost eat me up!! Pheww.. It was my lucky day!! So when i get bck to singapore, i miss alot of thing that happened to me on my holiday trip..

The END!!